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[10 Sep 2005|03:02am] ji·had(j-häd)- 1. A Muslim holy war or spiritual struggle against infidels. 2. A crusade or struggle: “The war against smoking is turning into a jihad against people who smoke” (Fortune). 2 comments|post comment

[06 Sep 2005|06:55pm] i will now call everyone by their last names. therefore, if i do not currently know your last name, we will no longer have a friendship. sincerely, braidwood 1 comment|post comment

[06 May 2005|07:31pm] a day at the beach with matt, sean, mike, and travis = happiness post comment

[01 May 2005|02:58pm] i went to a party last night, where i found out that crack dealers work from 8-5, with good benefits. its all true. earnest wouldnt lie. oh, and lane's new haircut makes me want to be a gay man. badly. 4 comments|post comment

[23 Apr 2005|03:46pm] i am terribly upset. i took a quiz today and found out that i was only 17% gansta. this is upsetting, as i thought i was at least 54% gansta. sigh. geeeez we are some hot byotches. dont hate, dont hate. 5 comments|post comment

[20 Apr 2005|04:59pm] shannon had an 'attempted' robbery on her house by a cracked out guy trying to break a window with a broom handle, in broad daylight. needless to say the attempt was unsuccessful. i assume this is what the break in would have looked like. 1 comment|post comment

[18 Apr 2005|08:26pm] conversation i overheard between two professors today. professor 1: do you think anyone will be able to pass the cumulative test? professor 2: of course not, when has anyone been able to? professor 1: this is true, of course the ta's did help on this test, so i would imagine it to be a little easier. professor 2: no, there is too much material for one student to study by the end of next week. its virtually impossible. cheating the system is what they're doing. bravo. 2 comments|post comment

[15 Apr 2005|02:33am] i spilled chocolate sauce on charlie's carpet today. i was sorry. shannon and i are in gospel choir next semester. hot. happy ONE year anniversary travis and james. i love you both. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIANA!!! 1 comment|post comment

[13 Apr 2005|04:18pm] phone call today. gabe: hey. jordan: hey. gabe: so im coming home for the summer. jordan: oh really? exciting. gabe: i love you. (followed by long pause) jordan: its really hot in tallahassee. gabe: i think we should get back together. jordan: you know, i listened to billy joel for an hour today. gabe: are you even listening to what im saying? jordan: i have to make smoothies. and money. bye. on a lighter note, this picture made me laugh. 4 comments|post comment

[12 Apr 2005|12:44am] matts party was amazing. enough said. 1 comment|post comment

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[09 Apr 2005|03:52am] shannon and jordan + defuniak springs = good times 1 comment|post comment

[08 Apr 2005|11:50am] toothpaste in eye. funny. post comment

[08 Apr 2005|08:51am] attempted to make a purse. post comment

[07 Apr 2005|07:04pm] silk and i blow some mean bubbles. 1 comment|post comment

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[12 Feb 2005|03:43am] matt hearts alcohol. 1 comment|post comment

[02 Jan 2005|11:28pm] james has hot shoes. 5 comments|post comment

[01 Jan 2005|07:00pm] 2 comments|post comment

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